Jayson Williams won the Ballisticlife dunk contest.

We also would have accepted, RIIIII-GOAL-AAAAAAAAAAAAA

Mets fan?

Apparently doesn't have a shirt on? Check.

Or possibly a female fertility drug.

Maybe he had taken over the territory of the mall with the best-looking kids. You never know.

Are you going to be the one to tell Pearl that the tiger stripes he Sharpied onto his orange suit aren't going to come out?

Series finale of Lights Out starts now... I'm more than a little bummed this thing is getting canceled, although I don't know what direction they could've gone after this Reynolds fight. I feel like this show would be amazing if it was a Showtime production.

That must be a really high scoring baseball game.

It sounds like fans have some reservations about going to games.

Office DUAN

ANKLE SAVE FAIL.

Three things annoy the shit out of me with the new Firefox. One, they moved the refresh button over to the right of the address bar. I'm still going left for it. Two, they buried the "reopen last closed tab" option, which is super useful (Chrome has it with a simple right click). Third, and perhaps most infuriatingly,…

Looks like it's one of the films spun off from the fake trailers in Grindhouse

Uwe did say last night he was working on a screenplay...

Fortunately, they followed SEPTA protocol and pissed all over the platform before they got on, freeing up plenty of bladder space for the keg stands.

Dookie’s Obnoxious "Open Letter" To Kyrie Irving As Obnoxious As You’d Expect

Wow, I wake up to see this - amazing considering I was three spots from the bottom after the first two rounds. I suddenly feel less bad about UConn.

I thought he looks more like a slightly less-retarded Andy Samberg.