Ever wonder what other commenters smell like? I'm pretty sure Uwe smells like formaldehyde and onions.

Now that I've ascended again from the unwashed masses, I'm handing off the coveted "Why doesn't this guy have a star yet?" T-shirt to you. Sorry about the mustard stain.

+1. Sorry I missed this earlier.

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Looking at WHRU's schedule, would the Islanders be listed under "The Dead Zone" or "A League of Their Own?" I'm guessing it's not "The Profit Express."

@cobra.la^6: You're responsible for sending him the mixtape of what we post.

@Eddie Murray Sparkles: What happened in Monaco? F1 drivers getting in brawls? Lord, don't tell me - are they having riots over their rationing of yacht fuel?

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I look forward to the day that Comment Save Failed is dead and buried in your crawlspace.

Awesome. The story of Jim Creighton is fascinating - I'm a huge baseball history fan, but I had never heard of him.

Tough call, as much as I wanted to go with Yeah Yeah Yeah's "Maps" or pretty much anything from OK Computer.

I just Twitterated about this. Tonight's ep is a brilliant concept... and the kids are frickin' hilarious.

Silly Canadian. America is clearly transfixed by the women's Final Four.

Well, at least VCU ends up with one shining moment.

UK was a 2.5 point favorite. Spread wasn't affected.

She couldn't even cut the net. Someone else operated the scissors and she moved her fingers in a scissor motion.

I will crush your bar with my pub, "Is basketball STILL going on? American Idol is new"