Meanwhile, former recruit Stanley McClover said on HBO Real Sports that his "OSU official visit not only netted him about $1,000, but also included sex."

DUAN!

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I just found out FX is cancelling Lights Out. I don't know if any of you guys have been watching it, but it's been at least solid, although I have to wonder where the story would've gone after this season anyway. Still, bummer.

It's called "The Tulsa Shocker"

I'm sensing the return of Deadspin's Bad Beats series come Tuesday morning, after Kentucky wins on a disallowed basket or lane violation or foul with 0.1 seconds left or something.

I probably was playing basketball or soccer or like kickball or something — dodge ball. I don't remember. I know I was playing some kind of sport with a ball. Football. It was football, playing catch.

She has a built-in advantage over her male counterparts; after four hours of keepy uppy, they have to stop to see a doctor.

Don't forget the time someone burgled Prince Fielder's BLU-82 Daisy Cutter bomb.

Brittney "Bigger Than Y'all" Griner scored 40 points and Baylor defeated Green Bay, 86-76.

Waking up to this on a Monday? FEELS GREAT.

SPOILER DUAN

Didn't io9 just call that movie, and I quote, "beyond awful" and a "commentary on the death of moviemaking"? And that was just in the HEADLINE.

Apparently Roy Williams was saving up his timeouts in case the game went to septuple-overtime.

I'm just impressed that Uwe is that flexible at his age.

+1 for the effort, eh.

Wait... "Humour"? Haley is Canadian? I DON'T THINK SO BRO.

Meanwhile, Americans continue to protest the insensitivity of the San Jose Earthquakes by not going to their games.

He's going to be great. His TKO over Mtagwa earlier this year was like target practice.

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