If I had any confidence that it would actually work, I would totally change my name to Stinky Whizzleteats.

This slays me - somebody compiled all the Angry Running Baboon appearances

For all our Canadian friends

Don't Whiz On the Electric Fence

POWDERED TOOOOOOAAAAAAST MAAAAAAAN

"I know, I can't believe Obama passed the 16th Amendment. I bet Sharia law is next!"

Who's the greatest mudskipper of them all? Who can skip through the mud with the greatest of ease? What kind of wonderful guy? Who can crawl like a dog without scraping his knees? Who has segmented eyes?

I don't know if you have Comcast, but they've had original episodes On Demand over the past couple weeks in the kids' section. One of the few kids' shows I think I've enjoyed more as an adult.

It's loooooog looooooog it's big heavy it's wood!

SOCCERPIECE THEATER DUAN

/explodes with joy

So Deion was like, am not. And Dez was all, are too. Then, they both realized they had that last part backwards.

This is definitely one of those times the Blazers are better off without Greg Oden. His backdoor feeds can be career-ending.

The safe-for-TV version

@LBabe: I just hope you appreciate how many pictures of petite blondes getting split in two by monster black cocks I had to look through before I found the one that was just right.

Here LBabe, try this one for him

Last one

Well since I can't reply to my own frickin' comment... Here's the URL to the NSFW one. It's Tressel signing Greg Oden's dick. I don't want to subject anybody to involuntary massive dong.

This one (posted as a reply) is VERY NSFW.

I feel like he would totally be Data.