In fact, only one field goal was missed during the action in the film — Bupkus was thwarted by the initiative of one Wile E. Coyote and his timely detonation of a small cache of explosives

Despite his best efforts, Nash was only able to get 3 out of every 4 Vancouver fans to stand up.

Being sponsored by FRS, I'd have thought they'd give away an authentic Lance Armstrong ball.

Don't tie me up, fuck me in the ass, then toss me cab fare and say you love me.

Marcin Gortat hasn't seen a screen moving that fast since he served in the Polish navy's submarine corps.

Sterling added, "For years I've been overhearing season ticketholders talk about getting prostate exams at our games, I just assumed Hughes had one too."

One-Legged Man Wins Ass-Kicking Competition

He later cemented his reputation as the Zdeno Chara of Brazilian soccer when he brushed up against a Paraguayan defender, breaking his spine in three places.

I'm just glad to hear the Orioles fan survived the winter being locked in Camden Yards.

Unless she's going to knife you, do it. As long as everybody's aware of what the deal really is.

That's Hanley Ramirez hustle right there.

Michio Kaku's caucasian doppleganger?

I haven't seen a Greek that hot since Uncle Jesse blew up with the Rippers back in '89.

Fuck haikus. For real.

How can I forget?

Fine, since nobody else has the balls to say it, I will.

Because those sites are even more broken. Right now I load up this thread on ca.deadspin.com and it's missing the two comments by TLB and Landycakeboss above this one. It does that - a lot. The mobile site has been doing it too.

You know water hasn't even called its mother in three months.

Write witty reply.

Don't even get me started on sunshine.