And what the fuck is the Queen of England's problem? Stuck-up bitch.

@Sharting: That's fine. I'll be asleep 5 minutes in.

Pink Floyd. Zzzzzzzz.

Song that makes me want to run through a brick wall - doesn't matter how much I hear it lately, either.

If this kid pans out, he could be one of the most influential chisms since the Reformation.

"Ahem."

Finally, Jeff Reed's time to shine!

So it's not just a clever nickname?

For anybody who likes MGMT, you'll love Naked & Famous. The album came out in the U.S. today - it's phenomenal.

@Fendi: The sad thing is, he never reached his potential after the first album. Bewilderbeast won the Mercury Prize, he did a very good soundtrack for About A Boy, and it was rapidly downhill from there. He's still out there, but nothing I've heard approaches the brilliance of that album.

@Fendi: The Hour of Bewilderbeast is hands-down my all-time favorite album. I saw him live on that tour (which must have been 10 or 11 years ago now) and it remains the greatest, most mind-blowing concert I've ever seen. Comes out, no opening act, and plays for 3 hours. Every song, perfect. When he ran out of…

"Poopfingered Freckle Girls" is totally going to be my new stock-photo cliché Tumblr.

"Amateurs."

Paul Lukas is furiously masturbating into a stirrup sock.

DR. DUAN

Gus Johnson's Greatest Calls from the NY Times:

Sgt. Peppers?

We have PMs back?!

Small world, the worst place I ever had sex was ALSO in the front seat of a 1996 Honda Accord.