Good thing their volume control widget doesn't work. Yeesh. My neighbors are not going to be pleased.

Don't worry, I'm sure he's hanging in there.

So you're saying this is all about Wisconsin unions having to pay a greater portion of their Valtrex prescriptions? I'm confused.

Used to be CourtTV. It's now possibly the most reprehensible channel out there. They had one show I semi-liked, about the "real" misadventures of a towing company, until I found out it was completely re-enacted (and I don't mean re-enacted the way most reality shows are, I'm talking with actors and everything).…

That rat appears to have herpes.

Sports Illustrated is STILL running their Packers Super Bowl commemorative fleece commercials?

The Netherlands has offered him immediate citizenship.

Did the ESPN3 analyst really just compare the Harvard-Princeton atmosphere to the 1980 USA-USSR hockey game? Yes. He did.

[redacted - too tasteless even for me. Hope everybody's OK.]

Referees NEVER see handballs, and still Sepp Blatter won't reform the officiating system.

Beautiful flowing locks are a little-reported side effect of diabeetus.

My Uwe hair-photoshopping reached its pinnacle last night. Can't top that.

90's THEME SONGS DUAN

I ended up making a Tumblr just for shit I post on here. It's worked so far.

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But facial hair? Please.

So that's not just another clever handle, I suppose.

I know somebody who can totally pull that look off.

Ricky Martin Has Never Had Puerto Rican Taco Hand

Now that my juvenile arson arrest has been expunged from my record, I can safely say I've had TONS of fun in Camden at night.