EPSN D3 is either the channel of the future, or filled with terrible basketball.

Has anybody seen GaryOaklandAthletics lately? I'm worried he may have been nipple-electrocuted to death in a foreign couple's basement.

@SSE: You put ice in milk? What?

I'm not saying I don't cook, but if I want a quick snack, I just want a jar of something. And I'm not nearly smart or industrious enough to make stuff in advance and can it.

@JohnnyDrinky: What am I, the next great Mexican Food Network Star? If prep time is longer than unscrewing a jar lid, I'm not interested.

Skim milk, chips and salsa, Hoarders, work polo and khakis, nose (scratching AND finger-blasting).

Salsa DUAN

It's also a staple in Pennsylvania Dutch Country. I eat it often. It is goddamn delicious.

I think the bigger question is, when did Stuart Scott become an assistant coach for Texas?

@HBWS: The Nets have played all their home games this year at Prudential Center in Newark.

PLANTMAN

Nobody in a Sonics shirt? Seems staged.

Here’s The New Orleans Bowl Committee Kicking A Defenseless Fluffy Owl In The Face

Once upon a DUAN there was a thread about who was the worst looking among us. Or maybe best looking. I forget. Either way, Uwe was the only one with balls enough to post his real picture, since it was his Twitter avatar anyway. I, along with several others, most notably SSE and NoirJuggling, started Photoshopping his…

Which one?

I had that last year. It was the worst illness I ever endured. 24 hours of pure hell. It's the only time in my life I've simultaneously vomited and shat myself.

Could it be anybody else?

Anything that yielded an amazing YouTube meme, including what might be my all-time favorite YouTube video, has to win.

Have you guys ever looked at an Oscar up close? It's disturbing.

@TerribleGlove: +1 on The Wrestler. I loved it. And Crazy Heart is essentially the exact same movie, just with country music.