Agree with the previous comments, but add my top screwjob: Pulp Fiction in 1996. Lost to Forrest Gump.

He was just trying to prove that, like, cheerleading IS a real sport you guys.

Admit it, your real name is Tremaine B Surro.

Last night Desi Relaford posted a video from The Night Marchers, and it was messing with me all day thinking about the song until I realized the lead singer used to be with Rocket From the Crypt, one of the 90's most rockingest bands. I saw these guys open for the Foo Fighters for my very first concert, and they…

VBS.tv did something similar to that last year, going to North Korea, Liberia, etc. It's as fascinating as it is horrifying.

Rock out with your cocks out, DUAN, 'cause tomorrow we could all be goners.

And thus Al Davis' quest of becoming an immortal cyborg is one component closer to fruition.

Thanks for the Joel Gertner flashback, Hickey.

@Rusty: That is fucking awesome. When I was in college I worked in an industrial plant, and that was bad-ass. I seriously thought, "Why am I wasting my life getting a useless B.A. when I could have gone to tech school and been doing this now?" They made BANK after overtime, too.

/single, wistful tear

I still miss WDRE.

Preface: I love my profession. I don't always love my specific job, but I love my profession.

Certain soccer players took his last earthquake charity, "Helping Hands For Chile," a little too literally.

Outstanding. Really, just outstanding.

Herschel Walker is my favorite six-man team.

Proudly not Canadian, but I can answer - the CIS

@Aussie: We have very similar products here sold in gas stations. I once ate one in college called a Bahama Mama, it was a hot sausage wrapped in a sort of cocktail weenie blanket. I'm pretty sure I lost part of my lower intestine getting rid of that one.

@Sharting: They look like a slightly-less-white-trashy version of Tornados. Or possibly a more portable Hot Pocket.

I'd also bet Alabama State. That dining hall is WAY too nice to be at Alcorn (A friend of mine worked there - they are really, really poor) - Alabama State just finished constructing a new dining facility.

OK, so not knowing what a wombat specifically is other than a large rat, I googled it, and found out that wombats have CUBIC POOP. How is that even POSSIBLE?