@AustraliansDontDrinkFosters: Steal as many boxes of pens and jars of Vegemite as you can stuff down your pants.

Am the only one able to see this thread via ca.deadspin.com, but not the main site? Two different computers and I'm missing like the three or four most recent stories on the scrollbar.

He was just trying to explain the proper use of "fluggaenkdechioebolsen" for the next time they play at Ajax.

Has anybody been approved? Can you guys even see pink comments?

Moose tracks is ice cream,

I'm glad I'm not the only Bellweather Johnson fan here.

@UweBollocks I think it was the DUAN from two Fridays ago.

In case you were confused.

Judging by dampness

The thing everybody needs to understand is that Deadspin commenters are not the same as the other Gawker commenters. Outside of the obvious, I mean. For most of the Gawker network sites, the comments don't add anything. Ever read Jalopnik comments? They're awful. It's one meme after the other. Gizmodo and Kotaku?…

I don't remember exactly, but I think I was a Jalopnik reader, and I popped over here a couple times. Once a co-worker of mine kept sending me DS stories it became a daily thing. Didn't start commenting until September or so, though.

On a scale of 1 to Julian Vargas, how high is this guy?

Jalapeño, friend.

Redacted - @sweatingmullets is faster

Watch out for great ape ambushes on your way home.

And all these years, Oops I Crapped My Pants has been going after the tennis market. This has endorsement written all over it!

Wasn't long ago.

Once roofied this chick.

I didn't think the WNBA started until the summer?