Speaking-of-it's-not-a-toomah-DUAN

Glad to hear it, but in fairness, that's what you get for wearing your "Talibanned" SirTruthington tribute shirt around town.

I'm afraid for the first time I get an email notification, and I shatter my phone out of shock.

/puts away coat hanger

It's not - Denton's Twitter said they pulled out of that. Quantcast is where it's at -

Go to ca.deadspin.com. Or Fleshbot. Your choice.

Thank goodness. It's been so long since you've made a period joke, I was afraid you were pregnant.

+1 for the mental video of Whitlock squinting at a Sprite cap in his fat sausage fingers, then pecking in a random code letter by letter.

The "herbicide"? Thousands of cases of expired Dr. Pepper.

Added fame has Len Bias eager to blow.

Mariotti even chose the same press photo location Whitlock used for his comeback attempt.

@Loose Cannon: The other sites' commenters are way worse about it. Deadspinners, I think, I have been relatively cool and at least making fun of the whole situation (at least until tonight, when it all seems to have worn thin). But go over to Gawker - yeesh, they're a bunch of babies about it.

@Eddie Murray Sparkles: Of course not. After tomorrow, we never existed.

@LBabe: What am I going to do with a half-empty bottle of Jack and a box of vibrators with dead batteries?

@Eddie Murray Sparkles: That's my beef right now. When Jalop turned over, their editor was commenting back to practically every disgruntled reader, telling them they were on top of bug fixes, suggesting the blog view, etc.

@Sooper_Dooper:

@LBabe: I've been feeling the same way today. I got home, took a nap, that didn't work. Wolfed down some pizza, that didn't work. Took a huge shit, that felt great, but ultimately didn't work.

What's the ribbon color for ball cancer? Also, +1.

I can't wait for that episode of Hoarders.

Nailed it. There have been DUANs where I've just given up because you know you aren't getting the most recent comments, you click expand and get 1 out of 20 comments, etc. When I can comment during the day (which isn't that often anyway) I usually do it and forget it, but now the lack of notifications (and I really…