It isn't just you. The daytime threads are absolutely dead now. Even the funbag only had 53 - two or three weeks ago it was doing 250+.

That would explain the iPhone-centric redesign.

I guess it's an easier solution than actually, you know, fixing the system.

I just go through Fleshbot to get my notifications. BECAUSE I'M A REAL AMERICAN.

My money's on them shutting down Canadian Deadspin. It was all good for awhile, but it's just too time-consuming to translate Magary's columns into the government-mandated French version.

Am I the only one who got an eHarmony ad with this article?

Just saw the video. I marked the f'd out. I stopped watching WWE once The Rock left - nobody has ever gotten a better crowd reaction.

I'm confused. Why does UNC-Ashville play in Skeletor's fortress' front yard?

The Hazards of Love

The Decemberists. I've never been more disappointed buying an album.

She told me she was 18! It was a total set-up.

Some people seem to have trouble with it, some don't. I've haven't had a problem with it.

This one is pretty great too. A real punk classic.

That's nothing. You should have seen the giant fireworks dong they set off to celebrate Toni Kukoc's 40th birthday a few years back.

Wouldn't the sharks be able to use their head-mounted lasers to destroy the pennies? I'm not buying this for a second.

Thank goodness he edited out the part where Roger Clemens gave him that B-12 injection. Nobody needs to see this guy's ass.

Dave McKenna X

I tried nz.deadspin.com and it was just a gallery of Hatey slaughtering a flock of sheep.

Sorry, but I can't for the life of me figure out how to get you in the Whitlock couch picture. I have finally met a Whitlock photo I can't shop.

Blernsball?