Good lord, I was just going to post my Ewe Uwe, but you fucking win.

Look in this morning's Wakeup Deadspin thread

Your wish is my command.

I assume this is now your eHarmony profile pic.

Yeah. No argument there. I would rather watch any of those series over NASCAR.

Me too. It's a really fun racing style - makes me wonder how much fun it would be if NASCAR had a team event like in pro cycling, where you have teams with 3 or 4 cars set up differently (i.e. one for running in front, a "sprinter" for the end, a tactical guy, a defensive strategist, etc.).

I'll do you one better. I'm going to combine my titty bar story with a mediocre moment in pooping history.

I think this guy is actually the new, passive-aggressive Comment Ninja. Like the redesign, he is annoying and largely ineffective.

I call this one, HATEY'S REVENGE

NASCAR DUAN

If it helps, I'm pretty sure I'm the one who borked DUAN.

Steely McBollocks!

Looks awfully cold out there.

This reminds me of the time I invited Hatey to a cookout. He shows up, kills the entire keg, makes out with my sister, and then murdered my entire extended family. But the potato salad he brought - fantastic!

I can't even wait for DUAN tonight. The sun may go supernova.

I was wondering why you keep dressing up as Minnie Mouse every Halloween.

Apparently a Gawker blog that was shut down in 2006.

Oddly enough (and I am not making this up), when I tried to view that post through my personal page from Fleshbot, it took me to a blank Sploid page. Uwe is not only a meme, he's ripping holes in the fabric of the Internet.

I don't know if it's connected, but I tried posting a pic of Uwe and it bonked out at the same time. My personal page looks like a Pollock piece.