I'm also seeing pink again. I'm half tempted to reply to one just to see what happens.

If there's blood in your stool, don't be a fool

Predator. No wait, True Lies. Yeah, True Lies.

DUAN

"I'm lovin' it!"

I'm right-handed and kept my wallet in my right back pocket my entire life until I started having back problems about 6 months ago. I realized I was leaning weird when I sat, and I tried switching my wallet to the left. Back's better, and so I've stuck with it.

It depends on how they interpret analytics. Pageviews are one thing; you're describing unique visits, which is a whole other thing.

"No honey, it's not gay porn. I'm just getting my messages. From my friends. What do you mean? No not that kind of friends. Where are you going?"

RAVE: The one new "feature" (which is probably unintentional) that I really like is that if you click on the "All" button, it will reload the comments in an article without having to reload the entire page. This will cut DUAN pageviews by about 95%, but makes life a little easier.

I can't wait to play the part of SameSadEcho in the direct-to-DVD sequel that nobody funny will be in.

Good lord that was difficult.

That's a decent idea right there.

Normally I'd say that's not cool, but you're already reading an article with a huge headline of 'I THINK I BANGED MY COUSIN" so...

Wistful DUAN

I think Kansas has been getting a little too aggressive with Ostertag. I mean, let the guy go already.

They're not losing sexy, like the 2008 Lions.