Or they can just mail their votes to my house and I’ll set them on fire, for free, even. Same outcome.

Jesus. As someone who enjoys herself a few beers, FUUUUCK anybody who makes OTHER PEOPLE’S PLANS about them and their opportunity to get shitfaced all the time. Again, love love love me some beer. But I cannot imagine wandering around Disney World shitfaced. It’s so HOT. That sounds miserable. Unfortunately your…

I bet you’re the kind of person who bitches about selfies on Facebook.

“Every night” might be giving Trump a little too much cred in the stamina department

Listening to you speak every day is punishment enough, you fucking fuck.

Because abusers can’t stand to see their victims gain any kind of control. He’d rather see her suffer than save face.

Super! Good to know :) Thank you

Okay I am picking up what you are putting down BUT a lady I work with gave me a pretty copper mug left over from one of our events and I put my beer in it and my beer stays cold FOREVER. I’m sure I’m poisoning myself somehow but whatever it’s a good way to go

You’re doing god’s work.

Love how people who feel that there’s so much out there much more valuable than money can’t seem to bear the idea of parting with some of their own in exchange for a service they consumed.

THIS IS IT THIS IS THE BEST THING ON THE INTERNET

Hahaha awesome troll kid is awesome :D

Fifty shades of fucking UGH

Thanks for the explanation. I need another shower.

WOW, this is the first time I've heard that he raped her, and I've never read this garbage and don't plan to

She's going to get the full Bratz doll treatment, complete with crotchless fruit roll up panties and six pounds of black eyeliner.

Which I'm not against in general, but, you know. This shit's supposed to be for six-year-olds.

But but but

Sincerely, thank you. That was a joy to read. Any non-medical professional that's all "Weh well *I* have to work" can kiss my ass. Would you rather be a lab assistant/attorney/etc. or a retail employee and have to work Thanksgiving? I highly doubt you'd trade places. There is little to no similarity in your situation,…

Christ, the photoshop on Ariana Grande on that cover is *ghastly*. She looks like she was pieced together using other cover photos.