Jesus Christ, UNCLENCH, muffin. #aneurysmisimminent

Today's work out t-shirt. Suck it, titty fascists.

Canary yellow AND a peplum? This bitch has balls.

WHAT IS THIS FROM PLEASE

"I think they make a woman look like a woman rather than a girl, but I'm not a fan of the whole stragglers-sticking-out-the-side look"

Top comment.

.....they're literally all over the rest of the page, so, no. Go read them.

These comments in a nutshell:

YAY WOMEN'S BODIES except hair that's not perfectly trimmed and shaped into a perfect triangle because ew but FEMINISM but buzz that shit because NONCONFORMITY but conformity.

Borrowing this for future discussion, thank you.

People give this show a lot of shit, but I think the characters are some of the most real people (read: self-obsessed, flawed, creepy, etc.) you'll see on TV. I <3 Mindy.

I'm extremely, extremely sorry to hear this about your mother. No one should ever have to go through that. I also agree with this point of view, and I won't attack you for it. You seem to have people's best interests at heart and do not seem interested in masturbatory self-congratulation.

However :D! Preaching to…

N'aww thanks

Chances are, if a person is actually "overflowing the seat", the airlines charge them for two seats now, so that's not really a thing anymore. And unless you're flying every other day and happen to be placed next to a fat person every single time, please excuse me if I have less than a fuck to spare for you. Flying is…

He could spell it out in liverwurst and onions on the lawn. Appropriately gag-worthy.

I got your fuckin' spank bank right here, bucko.

I still do them, but let's be honest here.

Oh no, not at all, two nights a year for 4 or 5 hours. I actually did it this past Friday and I was okay (DISCLAIMER: THIS DOES NOT MEAN I ADVOCATE ANYONE ELSE DOING THE SAME).

That's kind of what I figured. My regular contact would be kind of like an eye condom :P

There is a reason I didn't bother trying to become a doctor.

Thanks, we'll see, I guess :P The fact that he's done it three years in a row shouldn't be enough to convince me that it's fine, but it has, for the most part.