I really wouldn't bother with Mfw. This is the kicker right here:

As a lady who loves ladies, I usually go for butch, but those last two pictures...oof.

That bow does indeed mean serious business.

Some Tumblr Gold.

I am sorry, I know the fashion police of the world are just gagging to make their opinions known, but please, keep your advice to yourself. It is unfathomably discourteous to me to comment upon the physical dress of others, regardless of gender, physical condition, etc. Unless some dude is waving his lime-green-clad…

I'm sure the "These are the droids I've been looking for" jokes would be unbearable :P

No problem. Too awesome too keep it to myself.

Ah. As a weirdly square-torso'ed person, I will take that into consideration. Thank you :)

It's crazy, somehow the fabric is super thin and crazy supportive/shaping at the same time. Get one (or seventeen), you won't regret it.

Right??

I'm not particularly chesty (I'm about a B 1/2, cup-wise), but on the Black Milk fanpage girls with triple Ds are always raving about the chest support and overall shaping.

I've heard REALLY good things about that suit, though some people say it can feel a bit binding. Do you have one?

I'm on the fence about bikinis in general, regardless of what anybody looks like (I just feel like my junk is going to fall out all the time), but if anybody wants a fucking AWESOME one-piece, go here (they're flattering as fuck, I've got two):

Goddammit I love Gabi Fresh. Rock that shit, girl.

You're slowly becoming one of my favorite commenters.

This is life-changing and amazing. Thank you.

Many thanks ;D

THROW PILLOW GET IT

Absolutely. "Health" classes are a giant joke in this country. I say this as a victim of Philadelphia's public school system.

Kick ass, dude!