Oh, God, Haunted Balloon. “You should know that Rainbow was never going to hurt you.”

I read the comments just to see if anyone else commented on the header. I don’t think I can read Jezebel until it’s off the front page. Ughhhhh.

It is very fake. The guy dragging her across the street to get Franny’s boyfriend/suspected murderer upset is just so tacky. First of all, she walked in on some family drama and now this diner guy is going to endanger a stranger wearing a thrift store dress? Or worse, what if the boyfriend never killed Franny and…

Dead Lady Thrift is 100000% made up lol

It’s 100% fake. Pretty bummed they led with that one on this year’s post. Still, I love these, and on balance the stories are great and believable (even though I have, unfortunately, come to the conclusion that ghosts aren’t real, as much as I want them to be).

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSS!

Thrift Store Murder She Wrote seemed fake as hell to me. Like an author insert fanfiction.

Wait, did we decide the “thrifting the dead lady’s dress” story was fake last year?

Probably one of the last, too.

Kudos to Fast Times for portraying abortion as a normal choice, and in a non-controversial way that didn’t stigmatize the woman.

A little respect for the original, please. It was one of the first and only teen movies (or probably movies in general) to feature a pretty matter-of-fact abortion with no guilt or shame.

Scotty P would never lie.

Is this also a ‘caught in a lie’ entry?because searching by an image exists. 

I came into this article a little side eye-y because “I like prestige television.” I have watched none of the shows listed here as prestige television, LOL.

TV elitism is stupid, and a sign that someone lacks self-awareness. Most “prestige” television is really just riding on higher production values and occasional partial nudity.

It is amazing to me that no matter how heinous and obvious a crime, there will always be people who insist the perp is innocent because “yeah but yeah but yeah but...”

Also, this line at the end:

I lived in Kentucky for a hot minute a lifetime ago and one year my sweet little Mexican mama came to visit. We road tripped to Memphis to go to Graceland - highly recommended - and stopped at a Shoney’s for lunch on the Kentucky/Tennessee border off the 69 or 65, waaay down deep in the thick of it. Mom was born and…

I have absolutely no wit or timing whatsoever, but once, just once in my life, I delivered a zinger.