This seems like a great idea - but couldn’t you accomplish the same by using a really wide black Sharpie, used on both sides of the paper? It would be a lot cheaper. Maybe the pattern does something solid black can’t?

This seems like a great idea - but couldn’t you accomplish the same by using a really wide black Sharpie, used on…

WUT. That’s a stomach-curdling vision.

Excellent comment, excellent user name.

I’m just pleased this is filed to THINGS PEOPLE LICK. Like, licking inanimate objects is so widespread it has it’s own category.

Gee, when JFK proposed a 10 year timeframe to GET PEOPLE ON THE MOON, he was lauded as a visionary leader. He wasn’t a chick, tho.

So how much penis length would you need to tie a proper knot? And even if it was long you couldn’t have too much girth...So many questions.

Ha - that reminds me...when I moved from NYC to LA, I had to have a friend fly my pet ferret to Las Vegas. I drove to pick him up and on the way back to CA I was so nervous I’d get busted. I was convinced that, when they asked if I had fruits or vegetables in my car, I’d blurt out, “No! And there’s not a ferret in…

haha

I read this whole thread and you are a bad ass. 

Hey, a person who will know the answer!: Okay so. What I want to know is, how in fact are these objects removed? Do you have to anesthetize the area, and then open it up somehow, like with a rib spreader kind of tool? And then you just reach in with your hand, or do you use a grabby-type tool?

Oh I do! I love it. It can be a little difficult if it’s a big penis, but that aside - I love giving all that pleasure and also having control. Good Times for this Chick!

“a seminal work” indeed.

Wait, so. She insults sex workers by saying they lower the law profession, and she insults attorneys by saying they lower sex work...? Who is this idiot woman?

Yes how does one go about landing that kind of work? Because I’d like to be a ‘platonic muse’.

I’m surprised he doesn’t just shave it all off. He would really look evil then, which after all is his raison d’etre.

Oh yes. It depends on the jurisdiction, but yes it’s a chargeable offense!

Ha, I posted this last time, but it fits here too. Also I am late AND in the greys...

“We can talk, or not talk, all day.”

This reminds me of my grandmother. She grew up in a Texas town of 300, the fourth of six, and as poor as poor gets. Christmas morning for her meant an orange in her stocking. Sometimes they exchanged hand-me-downs, or great-grandma would’ve sewn them all new shirts, but it was the orange that was the thrilling Santa…

He’ll get that at the federal level, since he is being prosecuted there for a hate crime. But yeah, I get what you are saying.