I think this was a plot of a Dr. Who episode starring Matt Smith.

Never have I heard the word “Yo” uttered so many times in a two minute span.

Or we could stop pretending that there are mystical spirits on the giant extinct volcano and let us continue scientific pursuits.

That would at least give people a reason to visit.

Shhh.... there’s money to be made!

If only there were some way to prevent this - you know, like not having people try to beat each other’s brains to a pulp for fun and profit. But at least you were entertained.

“Has-Been Talks About Mediocre League in Second Rate Sport”

He’s going to kill that motherfucking spider if it is the last thing he does.

Well, see, these caps primarily impact black people, so it’s totally OK in the minds of those who might freak the fuck out.

There is no way that he could have slid on the inside of the bag and been safe. If that was his read, then it was a terrible read. He had the entire outside of the plate to try to tag.

“Most people?” I assume you have some data or facts to back that up? No? It’s just hyperbolic BS? OK.

Nobody actually does that. By the time you realize you should do it, it’s over.

Bogus. If Puig had actually wanted a piece of Strop, he could have easily gotten to the mound. He was doing it all for show - sure he was yelling “hold me back, hold me back” to an obviously annoyed Votto.
Strop was so shaken he struck out the next guy. Clearly terrified.

In before someone says “give it to a kid.”
Screw that. Look at how happy that guy is. Good for him.

Kyle Hendricks says hello.

I nominate Frakes to play Captain Oveur in the inevitable Airplane reboot.

According to this, Topps only had a black and white photo of Minton, so they airbrushed the whole thing.

He looks like an abuela, bro. The media better watch out for a flying chancla.

Nope. They should be forced to keep them and NY fans should just have to suffer along while the rest of us watch and laugh.

Shocked that this is still in the greys. Shocked, I say.