I’ve got no ads at all, because I have the ability to implement an ad blocker.

Brissert’s doubletake is the big winner here - especially in slo-mo.

How many times did he say “I” when was saying that Parkey was a me guy?

And yet has no balls.

Football, eh? Enjoy those concussions and that CTE, Kyler.

You must be fun at parties.

Treason took the same route that Gronk did.

Agreed. Gruden is a White House Christmas hallway-level horror show, but to my knowledge he hasn’t caused anyone to die.

Durkin gets my vote.

There is nothing tragic about this. There is, however, some sort of poetic justice. Clearly, God wanted him dead - isn’t that how it works?

Fuck their bigoted and entitled fans?

Baseball gods don’t lie.

What do you mean? The fish had first choice.

Guilty.

Fuck football. Fuck football and its bullshit fake hyper-masculinity. Fuck football players. Fuck the people who would call Carr a pussy.

Fuck ‘em.

To be fair, Lauren should have to chew gum when she horribly butchers a guys name. Pete Harnisach? Come on.

There will be a subsequent post with detailed, thirsty analysis coming up this afternoon.

The people of Fon-tucky, California (nee Fontana) would like to have a word with you.

The one thing that Christianity, Islam and Judaism have most in common? A repressive attitude toward women that fuels a belief that they must cover themselves to ensure that men aren’t tempted. Stupid jackassery by willfully ignorant people.

As a tall, white male, I have gotten the “sit down and soften your voice” directive as well from a supervisor who felt intimidated by my size.

Enjoy your mansions, Jeff. You will never find peace outside of them.