But does it allow you to do a proper pour of Guinness?

But does it allow you to do a proper pour of Guinness?

FUTK

So these students chose to go to Notre Dame so they could live vicariously through the success of the football team? Rather than choosing it for any, say, academic reason.

Screw them. They are getting exactly what they deserve.

The hottest of takes, right here.

Russian figure skating shows on Deadspin????

Oh well, still more interesting than soccer.

“In the NBA last year, there were over 10,000 incidents of travelling. Of those, only seven were called.”

All I see is a team that the LA Kings Twitter account is going to have a great time mocking for the next decade or so.

I’m holding out for solicitation of a gay or transgender prostitute.

Good guy dip shit or bad guy dip shit?

Or you could just ignore the Dodgers, which would be my preferred option.

He’s been doing it all season long. Cubs TV broadcaster Len Kasper referred to it as the “mildly inappropriate celebration.”

Who hated the Cubs winning the world series the most?

No, you really don’t. 10 year moratorium on that.

Nope. Nope. Nope.
Ninty percent of Cubs fans have put up with the BS of fans of other franchises mocking us, teasing us, saying crap about the team we love for the length of our fandom. So if you can’t handle the fact that we are going to celebrate this for a week or two, that’s your problem, not ours.

Shhh.... Cardinal fan.... go back to writing Mike Matheny slash fiction.

He managed scared. Misusing Chapman, not getting Strop ready. Not using Wood - this is the kind of outing he was made for.

Not necessarily. If he wasn’t driving, then at least one equally guilty person died along with him.

Some social media intern has just been traded and replaced with a similar, but slightly less expensive social media intern with upside who hits lefthanded and is willing to take a walk.

For the record, he was injured in the third game of the season in Arizona. The first two were in Anaheim. It was his second game played, however.

But it had all the fun! A defensive struggle! Lots of kicking the ball around! Head trauma and future dementia! Yay Football!