Okay, so let me preface this with a trigger warning: This story relates to the death-by-firearm-suicide of a young person, and includes some description of his body post-mortem. Just putting that out there for people who find that difficult to deal with.

“I guess you’re not eating then, huh, Timmy?”

This entitled housewife looks back at her impressionable child and calmly says “She is yelling because that girl deserves it, the service is terrible every time we come here.” And then she looked me straight in the eyes.

I originally read this as she survived but also killed her husband. O.o

I finally stopped lurking because YAAAAAAAAAAAAS! I rarely see this pointed out on tipping threads. Pretty much all the large corporate chain restaurants handle tip out that way. Also most if not all have IRS agreements that state that if servers are not claiming 8-10% of TOTAL sales then that money will be allocated…

You truly are the vox populi. The people in the comments called upon you and you answered. Bravo!!!

Roger Miller's story is why I always overtip for delivery. I get pizza so hot I can't even eat it yet, and the Indian place sends a free dessert every time. Mmmm mango mousse. I don't get why anyone would be shitty to the person who is saving me from having to cook and wash dishes.

Okay, I've been dying to share this story, but as it's not food/dining related, I can't submit it to the column. But I figure some people around here will get a kick out of it anyway.

I too suffer from blonde eyelash syndrome. I also have very fair, skin which ensures that the morning bags under my eyes are purple if I don't put on concealer. Add in ponytail and throw a knit cap over the whole thing so you can't see my hair, and people look generally concerned about whether I can make it to my…

My father has always told me:

Seriously. At first I liked All About That Bass, but the more I heard it, the more I thought "Um, maybe I don't give a fuck what kind of ass boys like and can just accept my own body because it's my own fucking body?" And then whenever she talks, she says something that makes me want to bang my head against a wall.

I started the booty song movement

It's adorable that she thinks when someone rapes someone else, they go to prison.

My impression was that the hashtag isn't for educating black people about how nice the cops are to white people, but educating fellow white people on their own hypocrisy. It's a lot harder to say that these murdered black men were thugs and criminals who "got what they deserved" when white people admit to the same…

Jezebel Basic

Is the video not working for anyone else?

Everything I know about the queen and her money, I learned from this video.

I totally agree with you, except for the "lower" middle class part. My family is firmly lower middle class. That means that when I lost my job in my early twenties, my parents could buy my groceries for me for a few weeks and always try to send me home with a $20, but I was still on my own for rent and bills. You're…