That is *surprisingly* cheering.

Head/desk

Christ, we forget how lucky we are sometimes. My pregnancy was found to be ectopic three weeks ago, and I’ve had to have an operation as well as the emotional pain of losing a much-wanted pregnancy that we’ve been trying for for years.

Brit here - what did he say?

Thank you - that’s really helpful!

Same with us - king bed, Tempur mattress, marital BLISS. (I also wear ear plugs and a sleep mask. It’s magical: like sleeping in a sensory deprivation chamber.)

Help me out, ladies who are better at the waterline than I am: how do you get it to stay on? Even Urban Decay 24/7 wears off my waterline and ends up in filthy little glittery balls of goo in the inner corner of my eyes within about ten minutes of putting it on. Same with gel liners with little brushes. Kajal is a…

Hugs from a lady in the UK you don’t know. I’m so sorry that happened to you.

Bangs are perfect for this. It’s the reason I had mine cut back in 2007, and I am never, ever going back. (I’ve also got one of those faces that just looks better-proportioned when you can’t see the eight miles of forehead.)

Why on Earth would you remake something with Chris Evans in it WITHOUT CHRIS EVANS IN IT? I mean...come on.

Bet it’s cute, though. I wish I could get away with one of those; sadly, I have the chubby cheeks of someone who is fated always to have hair that poofs distractingly.

I’m nearly forty, and I get my hair dyed at the hairdresser’s every three weeks at about £70 a pop, in order to avoid looking like a skunk or like someone who’s too obviously on the way to becoming an old lady. (I started doing it at the salon rather than out of the box a few years ago when I moved in to a house with…

My Dad is Chinese and hairless. My brother is Chinese (surprise) and looks like a fucking yeti.

Is the thermos monogrammed?

I have no experience as a nurse, but I have experience of being nursed, and the people who did it are the kindest, most patient people I’ve ever met.

Two weeks ago, I had an operation for a chronic ectopic pregnancy (chronic ones, it turns out, are ones where once it’s burst your fallopian tube, it then implants somewhere else - in my case, my bowel). End of the first trimester, but still AWASH with hormones.

I am so damn lucky - I’m married to a guy who loves going down on me, AND WHO DOESN’T ENJOY BLOW JOBS.

I got both of these responses simultaneously from my mother. Although the pregnancy then turned out to be ectopic, which...showed her?

1) This is AMAZING