A colleague who used to work with the UK Government on security for politicians says that she dresses from head to toe in the same colour partly because it makes it much, much faster and easier for her security detail to pick her out in any given group of people. (Try it with your friends: I bet none of them is…

They are beautiful. I had to give up on heels a few years ago. The hinge in my big toe stopped working.

I am recalling the episode where Hef and the girls visit Kendra’s Mom’s house, and there is much reheated KFC. Spectacularly classy.

I am pregnant. I hate you.

I replayed Witcher 1 earlier this year; it hasn’t aged brilliantly but I still really, really enjoyed it. The combat’s way too easy, and the re-use of character models is immersion breaking, but I’ve still got a massive soft spot for it.

Quite a few, but not really the winners - Mollie-Sue was particularly successful (http://antm411.com/mollie-sue-ste…), and Kim did a lot of modelling before she became a TV presenter.

Oh, honey. It means to smile, but with your eyes. When I try this in photos (as I have attempted to ever since first viewing ANTM for the first time, circa season 2), I look tired/drunk/borderline insane, which is, I think, what Tyra wants for me.

Yup - that was when I stopped watching too. Kelly Kutrone (sp? - I dislike her too much to be able to bring myself to google it) was just horrible to have in your living room.

There was the girl who had already shaved her head when she arrived - Tyra made her bleach her eyebrows, which just left her looking like an alien. And there was this:

She was a wonderful, very, very, very strange thing. Her Pot Ledom song wasn’t even all that bad, all considered.

No more of this!

I can’t work out whether the face-full of fish scales is worse. I think on balance the crab claws are probably the (delicious, meaty) winner.

I loved Yoanna. Those early seasons were SO watchable.

If you have craptastic nails, try pregnancy vitamins. (Really.) Can be slightly awkward purchasing them if you’re not trying to get pregnant, but the difference in your hair and nails after a while is unbelievable.

The lovely thing about Homeworld was that there was no up/down frame of reference, because SPACE. Stick it on a planet, and you’re losing a lot of what made it great.

It’s been about ten years since I last saw that photo. It’s been seared into one of my frontal lobes since then: once seen, it’s impossible to forget. It is made worse by the fact that I have a colleague who looks alarmingly similar to the portly gentleman befouling those sheets.

Thank you!

Thank you - like you, I’m non-white, and somewhat oily. I’ll be giving this a shot.

Ooh - I have been wanting to try this, but where I live there are no Armani counters for a gajillion miles. How’s the wear? Does it last you a full day? And what skin type do you have?