In United States, you ford river. In Soviet Russia, you river Ford.

I would rather watch the first season of original Top Gear flipped upside down in a sepia tint, dubbed over in German with Hieroglyphics as subtitles, than ever watch another Top Gear USA episode.

This looks ugly to me. I know you're supposed to keep the corporate grille and everything, but it's taken it from a cool sleek front end to having a pig nose.

hella stance, that's like -80.00 camber haha

At that price I'd expect at least this and 12 classy hookers.

And then subsequently spend that $778,000 maintaining the damn thing.

Oh god, what have you done with Kinja?

Raph, did you just copy, paste, and tweak your post from almost exactly a year ago? JOURNALISTIC INTEGRITY IS DEAD!!!!111!!1!1juan!1!1!!juanjuanjuan!11!

55 Mercury hasn't done his homework. ;-)

These cost the planet quite a lot to produce.

I found an alternate video with a better exhaust.

Ferrari should've just traded him a 400A for the site and called it "Ferrari gives a fan a Ferrari for starting a fan site!"

But that's a cheap Renault, not a cheap VW.

More than just that. The original 500 was one of the first true city cars. Super short, super frugal, super easy to drive in the city. It was so good it did the very rare thing of becoming a legend without any sporting pretensions. Think about it, how many vehicles are legendary because of their groundbreaking…

I find it hard to pick just one.

Fiat 500 because Italian.

Abarths - tiny, decent on gas, yet potent. Pick your weapon of choice.

I think we all know the right answer, here...

Raph, next time please tell us to view videos like this without sound. The music was shittier than the car, rivaled by the shitty camera.