It wasn’t until I read your comment that I realized that Louis Tomlinson is not Harry Styles. Even though the picture at the top is clearly not of Harry Styles.

I’m surprised she’s still relevant. Most of her songs are pretty average, even back in the day when she was most popular. Other than Body Party, I can’t think of any recent songs. And that’s just because I’m obsessed with this video:

People have told me I look like her, but nobody has thought I actually am her. I don't think I look like them, but I have a round face and big round eyes like they do.

Shwift?

Yeah, I don’t understand why lips would need to be contoured in the first place. This seems like it would work only for photos.

Guys, everybody thinks I look like Sarah Hyland. People have actually believed me to be Sarah Hyland. I just recently shortened and lightened my hair, and apparently she did too. This will never end.

This one will take some practice, but I’ll attempt it. I don’t have a problem with big lips in general, but my bottom lip is significantly bigger than my top lip and the unevenness bothers me.

One of these two methods should work.

I’ll try that! I recently started using lip liner to see if that would help it stay, which it does a little but maybe just because there’s two layers of colors.

That trailer gave me so much anxiety. Did they make it just to keep people from moving to California? I think that could work on a few people.

The quickness in which I would mess this up renders this completely useless. There is never a time that I go out in public that I don’t eat something, and I have yet to figure out how to eat without removing everything on my lips. So I’d have contoured lips, then normal lips, then have to go to the bathroom to contour…

Wow, you really weren’t paying attention to the story. The correct response would be, “go roll off a bridge.” Your reading comprehension is equal to how shitty you are as a human being.

You are a gigantic asshole. I know that not everyone is a fan of Beyoncé, but that is so not the point of my story. If you even paid attention, you would see that Beyoncé is not the point of the story. I almost added a disclaimer saying that anyone who felt the need to talk shit because it was a Beyoncé concert could…

That was a very nice thing to say, thank you. I'd like to think I'm deserving of them, I try to be at least.

Ha! This is a more reasonable circumstance though. You were outside and burrowing in somebody’s shirt, not inside and trying to be cute and flirtatious.

Yeah... I guess it would depend on his tone. Maybe I'm being too cynical, I just pictured him being judgey as he asked.

That is an AMAZING story!!! It’s great when things work out like that isn’t it? It makes us so much more appreciative. If I had met Beyoncé I probably would have just passed away on the spot, so attending the concert was the perfect amount of excitement for me.

This is equal amounts of ridiculous to what actually happened.

My time in the ICU was very a very stressful and sobering time for everyone, the fact that I behaved like a sad and confused 3 year old did not help. But as soon as I got out of there and started acting like my normal self, we were all able to laugh about it. For many weeks after I kept finding out new things that I…