I think she did first, and then Rita Ora did. But I’m not sure. After Rita Ora is when he supposedly gained a bunch of weight.

But she sometimes behaves like a cat. And one time a man asked me if she was a cat. Of course that probably speaks more to that man than it does my puppy, but still.

My puppy also does not give a fuck about me making the bed. I kick her off the bed, and she goes and finds something else to entertain herself with...

She’s that girl that goes places and does things sometimes, so she ends up is fashion magazines and blogs, and you hear people say the words Rita Ora but when you ask who she is or what she does nobody really knows.

I don’t know why he even mentioned Kevin Hart in that movie, they weren’t even in any scenes together. Not physically anyways. Kevin Hart was barely in the movie.

Don't be intimidated! My mom just started getting her nails done in the past year and she's 54. It's never too late.

Beautiful. I love white nail polish, and I like this nail shape where it's pointed but not fully stiletto. Almond it's called maybe? Anyways, they look really pretty. And your rings too.

Your hands look so soft and smooth. Mine seem so wrinkly compared to yours.

I am so scared to sleep in my contacts. I used to occasionally (one or two nights, not months sheesh), until I read an article on Jezebel about some woman who left them in for months and got some kind of creature living in her eye and then she went blind. And then someone commented that they knew of someone who left…

Do you take your contacts out with the top of your fingers? Because I use the sides of my fingers and my nails usually don't get in the way at all.

My nails usually don't get in the way, unless they're very very long. I don't know how other people take theirs out, but I use the side of my fingers so if my nails are stabbing me, they're stabbing my eyelid rather than my eyeballs. My mom does this weird thing where she squeezes her eyelids together and the contact…

I am VERY hardcore.

Taking my contacts out is what worries me the most about having long nails. Sometimes when my nails are long I use them to take my contacts out, but with acrylics the nail is too thick for that and I have much difficulty. Of course, the last time I got acrylics was 2006 so maybe I'd be better at it now.

I need to start attending more renaissance fairs apparently. Where both unicorn and belly dancer attire is accepted and appropriate. But where are the belly dancing unicorns?

Somehow I feel like Sheriff Joe wouldn’t be opposed to hunting, though. But sure, go ahead and support the man that took money away from his SVU to increase the budget of his prisons. He treats people about the same as Michael Vick treated his dogs, but whatever.

I keep seeing her on Instagram, but I haven't listened to her because I'm generally wary of random people claiming to be singers or rappers on Instagram. Good to know she's not just a pretty girl trying to be famous. I like these songs. I like them better than Jhene Aiko's music, but also I can't stop thinking of her…

Thank you! I wish I could give you a million stars.

I’m surprised nobody’s accusing her of black face. I know it's purple, but you know... People enjoy being offended about things.

Oh God. I must find clips from that immediately.

I was just talking to a friend that lives here about hats. I've never worn hats, I decided as a teen that hats looked horrible on me and have avoided them ever since. But I should probably go hat shopping to reevaluate.