My cleaning secrets are, I really want to make French toast and the pan I need is at the bottom of the dirty dish pile :-(

I would say that maybe he was just a ten year old being a ten year old, but I’m sure he’s still an asshole to this day. So fucking rude and insensitive.

How appropriate, as I currently have 5 day old dishes in my sink (please don't judge me).

True. I don't know what was going on with that doctor. I went in very confidently asking for antibiotics for what I was sure was a UTI and left empty handed. They even did a urine test. I thought maybe they mixed up urine but I came in again for a UTI a couple months later and again they said I was fine, even with a…

I’m down.

I can usually get my prescriptions 5 days early, but I don't usually take meds that anyone would ever want to take. The whole process of doing anything requiring a doctor or a pharmacy or health insurance is such a pain in the ass, I honestly wish I could prescribe things for myself. I know that can't be a thing…

But Church’s has the honey biscuits. Nothing in life is better than those biscuits.

I sent a friend a text full of diverse emojis and her response was “Why did you send me a bunch of emojis and aliens?” They really could’ve found a better way to represent that. Leaving them white would've been fine.

But I like makeup. It's fun to me.

I do not expect any man to notice and/or compliment my makeup. However, I HATE when a guy comments negatively on my makeup. "Why does your eyeliner look like that?" "I don't like that color of nail polish." "I don't like when you wear bright lipstick." "You should wear makeup more often." "Why don't you do your makeup…

This isn't funny at all, but I have to tell you, I'm cracking up over here. The progression of this thread went in a direction I did not see coming. Best of luck to you sir.

I’m in grad school and I definitely have all textbooks as e-books. There was one book that we had that wasn’t available on Kindle and I barely read it. It’s just so much more convenient.

I saw Laverne Cox speak yesterday and I feel extra loving towards her so this trailer came just at the right time. Also, the season comes out a little before my birthday so this is a nice present from Netflix.

Yeah, people keep saying “it’s because she’s TRYING to look and dress like a baby, THAT’S the problem.” But is she? if she looked older in the face and was a little bigger would people think she’s trying to look like a baby? I don’t mind so much about calling her a baby because she likes to get carried around…

Also, it was sort of traumatizing because I felt horrible and was told there was nothing wrong with me so I thought something really serious was happening.

Ok, I get what you're saying. I get a little defensive when people say "just do what the doctors say! They know what's best, don't ask for treatment yourself" etc. etc. Because in my case the doctors don't always know best, and I've ended up in serious situations as a result. I've learned that I have to fight for…

Can't return it, it was custom ordered in my size. And it's very small, so small that they had to order it special because the size I needed was smaller than what the designer offered. So selling it would be difficult.

I think Jezebel itself calls her a baby because of the always wanting to be picked up rumors, but you're absolutely right about the Jezebel commenters. I am small and look very young for my age (I'm 27 and get carded at R rated movies), and it's the thing I'm most self conscious about. Sometimes I read the comments…

I got my wedding dress at Kleinfeld's! The wedding never happened, and the dress is currently in its unopen box in a closet in my parent's house, but the wedding dress shopping experience was a nice one. 10/10 would recommend.

Well now I feel like I have to be very careful about turning my phone off whenever I have a meeting with Ryan Gosling. How embarrassing it would be if my phone interrupted us.