This is supposed to be a gif, but I don't think it's giffing :-(

That's amazing. Thank you for bringing this to my attention. Sometimes I wonder what it'd be like if he were still alive, I'd like to hear what he would have to say about all this.

I look very young for my age and I go through phases where I decide I'm going to make more of an effort dress like an adult (whatever that means) but it never actually works. So most of the time I just say fuck it and wear whatever I want. The good thing I guess is I can get away with wearing certain things longer…

Well damn. I guess you're right then. That's pretty evil.

You think Tina Knowles is evil? Why?

Really? That's what you got from this video? It's a reference to a Jay Z lyric, which judging by your tone you probably hate Jay Z for a myriad of reasons. But why does someone always have to bring negativity to a funny post?

That went about as well as anytime I try to draw cat eyes on myself.

I feel sort of bummy if I go out and don't wear makeup. Not that I look ugly, just that my face doesn't match my clothes/hair/wherever it is I'm going. That being said, I pretty much always do my make up the same. The only difference is that I might do slightly more eye shadow than usual or a cat eye if I'm trying to…

I have determined that it actually would be easier for me to draw cat eyes on a baby than it would for me to draw cat eyes on myself.

She was destined from birth.

There's nothing wrong with either of those things, but the lyrics are crap. He actually managed to fit three languages in that first shitty ass lyric.

Now that all the Chris's are on Twitter, does that mean I need to get on Twitter?

Of course, how could I have forgotten?

Yes, that one. With lyrics such as:

I refuse to like this song based on the fact that the lyric "double tap that ho" is in it. Jason Derulo clearly rubbed off on her.

Yeah that's what I figured. People seem to look at them like, oh those crazy rich white ladies. But I just watch them and think they need therapy and medications, probably.

I saw the HBO Drew Barrymore version of Grey Gardens, so I don't know how accurate it is but it seems to coincide with everything in this article. I'm assuming they weren't diagnosed with any kind of mental illness, but the delusions, hoarding, and refusal to be alone had to be the result of something other than just…

Those moves tho...

I think they tried to teach us this in Bring It On, but nobody was paying attention to that particular subplot.