Aria is my guess. Because anyone that has ever been accused is automatically not A.

I pretty much spend all my days googling the life stories of everyone I see on tv. I thought you meant on the show he was the Arrow's relative though, I was confused.

Brb, going to the store to buy the Keebler version and putting them in an old Samoas box so my brain doesn't trick me into thinking they're different.

But chocolate and mint is such a basic flavor. You can get it anywhere, at any time. Samoas are one of a kind, the only substitute available are the terrible bootleg version that Keebler makes.

You would lose regardless. Samoas are superior.

Oh, he's the actual cousin of the Arrow. I was wondering why and how I didn't recognize him.

But do you also watch Pretty Little Liars? You're not a true adult teen unless not knowing who the fuck A is haunts your dreams.

This would frustrate me. There's no way the mixes will produce enough cookies, even the deluxe mix. Not to mention, how would the Samoas ever be up to par? And those are the best ones, anyone who fights me on this is WRONG.

Well then they think we're being hard to get. And think that the fact that they "love a challenge" is endearing in some way.

I understand what you mean. We speak the same exhausted language.

That's beautiful! I love the pattern and the colors and how it fades from one color to the next.

I'm not sure why the fact that you're celibate would come up, or why people would ask. That seems kind of rude to me.

You're definitely allowed to be sad. I know it's easy to feel guilty in this situation but you did nothing wrong. Just because someone is a good person and a good partner does not mean they are right for you.

I very quickly skimmed the first paragraph and read "Not only is she a possession of John Mayer" and thought you were trying to make some horrible joke that did not go over well at all.

As have I. I'm in no way excusing their behavior, but it's amazing how little you have to do for a guy to think you want them. They have some weird egocentrism thing going, where they can't imagine someone thinking differently from them or not reciprocating their feelings.

Yeah, if I were a student there I'd be pissed that this menu was part of Black History Month, but then I'd be pissed again if they decided not to serve it at all.

To be fair, the term "big sister" is misleading. Especially when taking toddler logic into account.

I'm not certain, but that sounds like shade. I applaud your toddler shadiness.

My aunt got pregnant when I was 2 years old. I was the first cousin born, so I didn't really have kids around to play with. My family hyped up this baby so much to me, telling me how I would have a new cousin and friend to play with, and I was apparently super excited about it.

The amount that I loathe Ray J might have caused me to be biased. And the fact that the reason for my loathing is how smug he is about having a sex tape with Kim K and how much he tries to capitalize on it even though still, no one cares about him.