Hm. You'd think for THESE people, masturbation would be a reason for abortion.

I once timed one of the soaps (Uttaran.. I think?) that my sister watches because I was so annoyed at all the dramatic flashbacks, slow pans, those "shudder" shocks and the numerous ads. I'd start and stop the timer only for meaningful dialogue.

More like, so that your husband and/or in-laws don't pay off a doctor to abort your female fetus without telling you. Because that's what happens.

Meher Ahmad - shame! You and I both know that Aamir Khan is the most crush worthy! And he is very much against pre-natal diagnostic testing.

"Should" it have been? Really? You don't know this girl's personality, you don't know her life, her fears or lack thereof towards travelling, her response to authority figures, etc., and you want to criticize her reaction? Maybe she's the kind of girl that likes to please authority figures and gets shaken up when she…

They're trying to make abortion funny? But don't they know that we godless harlots who are pro-choice already find abortion HILARIOUS? Abortion comedy KILLS at feminazi open mic night (pun intended!).

Because it worked so well with the rape jokes, amirite ladiez?

Oh great. I was waiting you guys to post this so I could offer my suggestion on how to beat the GOP at their own (fucking moronic) game:

I've read that men are inherently more susceptible to genetic disorders due to their unmatched XY chromosomes.

Ludacristal.

Especially since P. Diddy's vodka was made from the finest grapes, and contained vodka! How could she not love it?

I love how it says "artificially flavored" in the corner. Just in case you naively thought that a watermelon might have ever been involved in the process of making these!

HOW IS THIS A THING THAT EXISTS??!

Wham!'s Wake Me Up Before You Merlot

The woman kills me, every time. She may not have started drinking the hard stuff until the 2:45 mark, but she was making me snort laugh out loud riding by myself on the train as soon as she started her conversation with the liquor store.

"I'm so old and tired!"

Misogyny knows no gender.

This is the equivalent of "I have a black friend." It's, "see, SOME women like the GOP's anti-woman policies!"