Have you tried the grass? Maybe it’ll stop Mr Henderson’s from being greener than yours.

We get it. You’re an angry old man who wants to wave his dick at everyone because you have personal issues and want everyone to know it. Stop taking your online advice from Krump.

You honestly think sports games are going to get famous voice actors instead of going to existing announcers? How bad are you trying to make a bad point? I never play them and even I know they get real announcers to do voice lines and even highlight them as a feature.

No, you’re wrong. People will buy games for a whole spectrum of minute details. Just because you don’t, don’t assume no one else does.

Sure, Lil’ Leon may look nice, but can he still punch a boulder?

D2 has a similar mission, only post-mortem.

Yes, the citizens of The Empire Of The Isles are far better off under the auspices of Emily The Merciful than Delilah The Deranged,

In your face, up your nose, out your ear.

I’d rather wear a fedora or stetson, or even a cadet. The stuff on that site looks as posh as some shlub wearing a trilby, thinking it’s a fedora and trying to look hipster. 

As a wearer of hats and bearer of ponytails, I challenge that statement.

That’s what you think, but some have to do twenty versions, and that’s just what they choose to keep out of possibly hundreds of throat-raping noises.

“Mismatched shoes? I don’t know what you’re talking about. Hahahah...”

Could you imagine Scarlett Johanson finding out the name of her next movie when she arrives on set?

The company did not respond to request for comment about whether this run of controllers is still in production, or whether there is any future run of GameCube controllers planned.

I don’t remember what I was looking for when I found it, probably ghost stories. I had couple other casts at the time about halloween, setup and stuff, but they died off, so I stopped following.

You mean an ‘s’?
Bust ass.
Or maybe it’s an ‘r’, Brut Ass.

I figured someone was growing a shoe tree nearby and the area had a storm. Not all tree owners harvest their trees properly, some wait too long and the fruit starts dropping like dead birds.
And holy shit do dead birds drop. I watched one spiral around in the air before going to an outside loop and flying straight into…