The other day, this guy reamed me for picking Hanzo, even though I was leading the team in kills three minutes in

When my teacher carried me down the hall by my overalls several times, it took two teachers to come forward and say anything because no one believed me when I said he did it to me.

“Giant pie”... riiiight...

I don’t think Raven minds.

When the enemy decides to circle all the way around and catches you with the controller in hand.

She wasn’t getting any kills, though. She was just camping back and letting it fill naturally. That’s why it went up, but she never got fire.

It’s Korea. The States don’t do shit for the other team.

That was the secret to her arguments: she’d already been through them before and went back in time to redo the ones she fucked up.

Be it rain, shine, snow or dragon’s breath, the mail must get through.

And how many wads of unmarked, non sequential cash did he shove into each of their pockets and then give a hand job to? Or two handjobs and fellito? Or a handjob and then stuffed them (may or may not have been with cash)?

It took a day for results to start showing up, but once they did, they weren’t any different than getting general notices from Glassdoor or Indeed. There’re just as many “potential matches” from them for Lyft as any other job search, which makes me think half of these are sponsored. And while this may tell you you’re…

Pfft, screw rivers. Replace all the water with tires.

“EPA”? That old thing? Didn’t that go extinct five weeks ago?

He’s Winston.
He has a PhD in astrophysics and temporal sciences.
It was completely within his intentions.

The more you argue that it doesn’t need story, the more it feels like you’re trying to explain away that they threw a bunch of stuff together and then decided to tag a story on it and call it a game, despite the fact the full opening lead-in sets the game up as story-driven. Hell, Winston shows people being surrounded…

The commentary is kinda... lackluster and has the opposite effect not drawing you into the match.

If a cooldown that launches you into the air doesn’t start till after you hit the ground, Pharah would be screwed. Winston was technically on ground the whole time, so there’s nothing broken about it.

This is an unjust travesty and I demand reconciliation! Why can’t we ever have little robot boys in nice things!?

But the important question:

I already said they have a small bit of story in the gallery. That was something that didn’t exist till the last few months. Consoles don’t have the “luxury” of having all the content fed to them via the menu. And as far as the game, the whole opening sets up expectations that you’ll learn about the events of what…