But can I still bring a live lion on board? It’s my service animal.

Have a feeling a first wife and kids were dumped for the sake of this grand romance.

“Given a C- rating by the Better Business Bureau, there were a dozen complaints about the business, mostly for products that never arrived, dated 2010, the year Hope died.”

I’m going to play devil’s advocate and flip that around a bit; their incredible optimism and confidence is a strategy that’s effective if you look at it as a numbers game. From the perspective of evolutionary biology maybe it’s simply more efficient for men to just keep trying at every opportunity until you wear…

These ghostbusters truthers are idiots. I love all these actresses and cannot wait to see this movie, I think It’ll be awesome, but this pic is.... Unfortunate.

ilu pinkham and i didn’t read this whole article yet but i just wanted to point out that you can’t combine 5 things 40 times. you can only combine them 31 times and not have any repeat combinations. LRN2MATH.
(i know you were being hyperbolic, just like i’m being pointlessly pedantic because it amuses me a lot.)

Am I the only one who thinks that the Olympics has become a joke?

Did they go to college? I kinda assumed they didn’t.

Oh to be in the room when they told Diana the baby’s name

“Oh for fuck’s sake! Stop trying to make your boring ass babies cool with my last name.”

Brb, writing a post about secret menus. I just want to watch the world burn Pinkham vomit blood.

The nanny is younger but certainly not more attractive than Garner. And to be frank, given that Ahnold screwed his middle aged and not overly attractive on the surface housekeeper to the point of having a child with her I don’t think looks or age mean dick when a man has a case of wandering peen. And if one believes…

They’re west end boys.

“I always suspected the ugly, unpopular, untalented dorks would commit suicide. But when it happens to us attractive, talented, popular people? Man, that really hits close to home.”

Is he trolling Mia?

“She responded to someone paternal.”

Like, whatever I guess, they’ve been married for 20 years and obviously this dynamic works for them. It makes me knee-jerk grossed out to read these comments now, but there are a million kinks and relationship types and preferences I will never understand, nor do I need to.