PlantinMoretus
PlantinMoretus
PlantinMoretus

I am roughly the same age as The Runaways, and it is hard to convey how utterly ordinary it was considered in the 1970s for grown-ass men to want to fuck very young teenagers.

I love you. Never change.

Jean Dujardin + David Strathairn had a baby?

Marc Jacobs is control-freak manipulator. He controls Miley Cyrus, Rihanna, Kanye West and more. He is responsible for Miley’s shocking image. Read the truth about him at Marc and Miley

When will Marc Jacobs own up to being a cruel manipulator? He already admit being a perv. He controls Miley Cyrus, Rihanna, Kanye and more. Read the truth at Marc Jacobs The Perverse Manipulator

I feel like this exact face could be achieved by combining contemporary Alan Cumming with young George Hamilton. Yes/No?

DON’T WAIT CALL NOW

I know this is first and foremost a public health threat but I wish more attention was paid to the fact that buying into the autism-connection myth demonstrates a profound hatred of autistic people. It’s one thing to say, no, that’s bullshit, but people who spread it should also be confronted with the fact that they

Over 7 billion people in the world and that so called best friend couldn’t find someone who wasn’t Shania’s husband? That sounds like a tremendous amount of hostility and jealousy on the “friend’s” part, as well as the ultimate fuck you to Ms. Twain. Truly despicable to treat another person that way, let alone someone

Here’s the thing about being the child of a parent who abandons you, and then subsequently the child of a loving stepparent: IT’S NOT THE KID’S FAULT THAT YOU LEFT AND SOMEONE ELSE WANTED TO LOVE THEM. My own mother is super bitter about the acknowledgment my stepmother gets on Mother’s Day, but you know what? If you

Wait, someone was able to cut short the time this woman was on screen?

Call me drastic but isn’t the normal response to this situation to want to chop his dick off? Or at least Carrie Underwood style personal property destruction? I’m not saying you would/should act on those feelings but as someone that has been blindsided by a long distance cheater I can speak from experience that my

Fear that tourism will dry up unless they get with the times

The “I’m so fucking thankful I didn’t grow up in an age of ubiquitous technology” challenge.

The other day I noticed a bunch of Oreo crumbs had accumulated in my collarbones while I was eating in bed laying down. Sexy y/n?

I think I have seen about 10 talk therapists in my life. Maybe more. Not a single one brought up timelines and end dates. Not one. Am I just the unluckiest depressed person out there? Also: not a single medication helped either for more than four weeks. Fuck this profession.

A decade. To me this is yet another anecdote that goes into the pile of “talk therapy is a scam.” My own experience provides the bulk of the pile.

will chip in for gas / lighter fluid

The only Confederate flag that mattered. I never get tired of that joke.

Just wanted to chime in to say fuck you to everyone getting laid regularly. Yes, I am just jealous, and would almost literally kill to get fingered tonight.