If the book was written by a dude and a dude was the villain, it would not get dismissed as a "Lifetime Movie".

I have witnessed many things divide the readership of this community apart (the scarred carcasses that scattered the horizon during the Team Dog vs. Team Cat Wars still haunt my memory) but nothing has ever torn people apart more than Gone Girl.

No, its gross and it does zero for me. The only reason I even allowed it to happen is because Obama had literally just been sworn in as the first black president in history.

Dateline tells me to wipe down the hotel remote with bleach before using it because of all the fecal matter, but Lena Dunham tells me to motorboat that ass. Mixed messages, yo.

Hey, at least it's not as bad as people dating someone who looks EXACTLY like them. Sample images are below.

LOOK AT THIS CUTE FUCKING BABY I MADE.

Look, I'll be the first to admit that on the rare occasions I actually drink coffee, I pretty much just have whatever basic flavor sounds tastiest and dump enough cream and sugar in there as to make its legal definition less "coffee" and more "Willy Wonka factory runoff." I do this for three reasons: 1) I'm a big…

Yes, we get it, Americans hate real coffee - you may as well drink warm coke. Starbucks closed in Australia because it wast too shit! Australia has a rich coffee tradition because of its unique ethnic diversity, which you would know if 1) you tried basic journalism standards and 2) knew anything about Australia…

what the fuck ellie

A standing ovation? Shame on them.

saw Louis CK at MSG last night. I win.

Apart from the ew of actually giving him a platform, am I the only one who thinks:

In my province's defence ... Kitchener is a shithole.

I pay a homecare worker to check on my elderly parents twice a week (I don't live anywhere near them). Sure, she does their laundry, makes them a pot of soup, and cleans the floors, but basically, she's there so that I know my parents won't die and be left alone.

Because the wife was standing between him and the girl he should've married but let go so she could follow her dream of being an astronaut.

Don't forget the hard working costume, make up and SFX departments that made the scene possible. That means multiple sets of clothing for each actor had to be sourced, shopped and purchased, then altered, cleaned, laundered, prepped, set in rooms and maintained on set. That means gallons of fake blood, maintaining…

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But of course, despite those elaborate Christmas rituals, I'm sure that her family is "messed up and complicated" and they just don't get her, which will totally warrant a roman a clef (set in New York City and starring a late-20s attractive white female protagonist who has to choose between a rich handsome banker, a…