Wait till you see the Paris one! (No discussion of fish cooking though.)

I work in government and I see dodgy shit all the time, usually around hiring and procurement processes. God knows what else goes on that I don't see.

THANK YOU.

I'm PMSing so hard right now, and this just makes me want to make and eat ALL THE CINNAMON ROLLS.

Found this:

Go to Madrid's main train station. Ask for a ticket to Barcelona. Pay. Get on the correct train.

Honestly, I would run for the hills. Maybe bang him a couple more times but then bail. It all sounds too emotionally messy and I foresee heartbreak.

This cleaner is kind of insane. E.g. she told me a story about go back home to Iran to visit relatives, having to deal with some government agency there, the clerk made some snarky comment to her, so she *slapped the clerk across the face*. She was arrested and held by the police for a couple of days.

Carpet is harder to clean. And I want the puke really ground in.

Watch this Kitchen Nightmares UK episode:

One of the cleaning staff at work bitched me out to my boss about the cleanliness of my cubicle without even attempting to talk to me about it first. This cleaner and I used to be on friendly terms, but now she scurries away from me, so I haven't even had a chance to talk to her about it. I fucking HATE people who…

Re: your first paragraph, that's how the system was designed to work. They aren't going to let the 60s happen again.

Some Jezzies slag off Talbots for a classic grown-up look, Talbots is where it's at.

Is that photo of a real thing that really happened? Ugh. Poor beach :(

Exactly. "Priscilla, Queen of the Desert" was definitely part of my motivation for going to Australia.

"men aren't typically as involved in FGM as the women"

OK, but that has nothing to do with my original comment. I was expressing outrage and curiosity about one specific, unusual incident. I was not expressing ignorance or confusion about the practice in general.

Yeah, I know. What difference does it make?

I notice that the engagement ring is dead centre in the photo.

Obviously I meant the harmful stuff.