What is it that you do with your discs that makes you fully expect them to break? I still have all of my 1,500+ games from PS1 onward and not a single one has ever become unusable, including those shit-tier PSP UMDs.

Everyone knows the rules. Go for two to win.

Listen recent Packers bandwagon fan, before you were even into football, overtime was played until the first team scored. Now it’s played until both teams get the ball, unless the first team gets a touchdown. So it’s already been pussified into what you want. You know what most of the rest of us want to see? In this…

Suck a big fat dick. Defense needs to do its job, they left Fitz wide open and he made those cousin fuckers pay!!!

That kind of thinking is why there is a huge industry revolving around the manufacture of participation trophies.

i mean, i’ve been at a wedding for the last six hours. walked in the door to see GB receiving the final kickoff of regulation. I feel I got my money’s worth

Cry me a river packers fan. Maybe try actually covering one of the best wide receivers of all time? Naaaaah just blame it on teh OT rulez!!!!

THE OVERTIME COIN DIDN’T FLIP!!! I don’t even...what the fuck is happening?!?!

Just fyi, Deadspin’s official editorial policy is that the Chargers holding an option on moving to LA is the same as them having done so; they can eat shit until they decline the option, and for that matter if they do they can eat shit for having lorded it over their fans in the meantime.

As a Los Angeles dwelling Chargers season ticket owner and lifelong fan, this move is kind of a delight for me. But that doesn’t mean I don’t feel awful for all the San Diego denizens who have decided to go to the beach and not to go to football games for the last 15 years so the stadium was full of opposing fans.

Had the same problem as Wake Forest. Ended up taking over the opposing teams against higher ranked opponents. Nothing like having Akron suddenly upset Alabama to improve ones chances at the title game.

I think your process makes great sense while interest rates are low (non-existent, almost).

Easy. The World Trade Center reaction would be the one that doesn’t include the phrase “he missed it”.

I had those two plays in mind when this happened and was rooting for the miss just so I could get online later and hear the Vikings’ guy call it.

Or this (start at 0:22):

Dear Family In That Last Video,

Raible makes it much more bearable than whatever network idiots get trotted out. I turn my TV down with the radio coverage if I can. Not ashamed one bit, I’ve wanted to slap the shit out of Collinsworth on more than a few occasions this year.

They’re from the mid-west. They’re not aggressive, just passive-aggressive.

This isnt meant as an insult but I cannot understand anyone who would win $450 million and NOT quit their job. That is SOME amazing job! Also, just handling and figuring out what to do with that $450 million would be a full time job not only for you, but the full team of advisors and lawyers youd need to hire.

1. Get my family out of my debt.