Man, I dunno, the original is pretty sweet too...

Uhm...is there legal precedent to get @ELNEIGHBORADOR and @SonBateman arrested or something? Because...holy shit. Fuck those guys.

"And he's conflating a hatred with anything Obama stands for with a hatred for this particular stance, which is a rational and potentially bipartisan solution to a problem that affects everyone across the aisle"

The 9 people watching were really offended.

So Amy Schumer bravely did absolutely nothing here. Why the terribly misleading headline?

Ya know, the right to say pussy uncensored would feel a lot cooler if the first clip of it happening didn't suck so much.

I say cockhead as an insult, that's pretty equivalent, no?

Like I said above: Cunt is an excellent swearword. Hard K-sound coupled with a short gutteral vowel ending in a hard t. A thing of beauty!

There are so many issues these days that women need to advocate for. I never realized that a double standard for euphemisms was one of them. I'm not impressed.

I can't put it all down to this, but it's worth remembering that the white-empowered version of the country was settled and inaugurated by religious extremists who were upset that England had become too tolerant of other religions. It's only an echo, but a pretty powerful one.

"Dick" and "pussy" should be equivalent, but there's more social trepidation around mention of female genitals. So society won't allow "dick" a female equivalent. "Cock" is a word mainly used by white girls, and it has more of an overtly sexual connotation than "dick." "Cunt" isn't really permitted in America (where…

Peyton is a stat whore, that's the reason he wanted to stay in the game.

I can't decide whether that was a poorly constructed and unfunny joke, or if you really are that stupid. Is English your second language?

This is such a lazy bullshit insult. She was his FIANCE when he beat the fuck out of her. Get it right.

Of course he is. Fuck the Steelers and their rapist quarterback.

black guy kills little white girl ..news at 11

Her mom couldn't make it to the game on account of her running across Abbey Road.

Touch-type texting while driving? Extremely stupid.

I can do this too. For the first time I will reveal my secret: