I'm a panthers fan that doesn't live in the normal viewing area, and despite how glad I was to see them on TV for a little bit instead of a shitty stream, I must admit this is about as accurate a description as there can be for that ending.

To be fair, the whole country was pissed.

"As the official bedding sponsor of the NFL, we demand Mr. Thomas be fined for flagrantly endorsing our competitor."

Of course scoring on Jets is easy for Denver players. Every single one of them is already a member of the Mile High Club.

Criticize Brent Musburger and Jesse Palmer all you want, but I don't know that "hillbilly" is the right word for either of them.

Roger Goodell just suspended him for life. Man on man homoerotic violence will not be countenanced.

worldstar!

Why isn't he throwing fireballs then?

Are we sure this isn't the Thursday night game?

I thought this was talking about the recent FOX "reality" show called Utopia, because, then I wouldn't really be surprised.

It's when you eat a hot dog with no condoments on it.

What are you, like fucking 12 or something? Boning without a condom, brah.

"Listen, I fucked a hooker at the club and don't want to catch anything. I raw dogged her so I need something to kill that shit."

If women want to press sexual assault chargers and have them stick then they'd better start getting raped by a lesser caliber of athlete. js

Here's the un-redacted statement from UFPD:

The decision to withdraw her complaint came one day after Harris's defense lawyer, go-to Gator defender Huntley Johnson, released a detailed statement that did everything but flat-out say the accuser was at fault for whatever happened to her.

Jesus Christ. Can't these people simply give the money to the players' grandmothers, who can then dole it out in $50 increments for birthdays, Christmas, etc.?

A couple of years ago, everybody was "SHAME ON TERRELLE PRYOR AND THE $UCKEYES!!! THEY SHOULD BE GIVEN THE DEATH PENALTY!!!"

Why are you protecting this idiot by redacting his number? Obviously, he wants attention and glory. If you can't take the heat, don't be an asshole. (Ok, I'm mixing my analogies, but I think you get my point.