I was with you. I really was. Until you started extolling the virtues of Windows Mobile. Then you lost me.

Friends remembered him fondly as a "teenager who constantly asked questions and loved cookie dough."

(She’s admitted that her phone password is “2016” so if anyone gets ahold of the device, they can access her prodigious selfie collection.)

Yeah. I assume he'd be okay with that if he can walk and use his hands though.

When I played Madden, the entire team would get injured by the Ambulance lol:

As long as there's a place to fuck, I'm in.