This game needed to be in SD so the ghost of Ray Kroc could grab the mic tell the Padres how disappointed their fathers must be in a more colorful language.

I would slap my mother to dig Jill out.

Just like white people have a problem killing other white people.

“Hit the ball easier son. You don’t have to kill it.”

My boys and I missed that shit. We were bullshitting in the parking lot doing some underage drinking with some freshmen chicks who were talking like big girls. I was about to get my duck sick when she told me that Soul Brother was too buku. That wasn’t the last time my thirsty ass missed a memorable Aztec game in the…

Here is the issue with drafting a QB, teams have to play these high draft picks before they are ready because the rookie contract is three years. Teams have to throw them into the fire from day one and hope they can cut the mustard. The CBA needs to be tweaked for QBs drafted in the first two rounds so that their…

That’s Ted Leitner with the Airplane reference. Dude is a San Diego sports institution. He used to do sports for KFMB-TV back in the day, when he was a real piece of work. He was very pompous, but equally entertaining. His main shtick would call them “my” [insert SD team] when they were winning and “your” [insert SD…

“Don’t ever play with matches.” — Cedric the Entertainer

Blood cannot go back to the hood after this.

Nothing good happens after 7:35 pm at a baseball game when you’re 63 years old.

This, my friends, is why we don’t let computers decide the outcomes of games and it’s further proof that computers are just as blind as sports reporters. From 1999 through 2010, Kobe was the best player in the league—bar none—fuck LeBron and his scared to take the last shot when his team is down because he melted away…

I turned the tv off after Spieth’s fourth birdie. I love watching golf meltdowns. FML

We all make mistakes, but this “mistake” looks like anger and violence are going to be patterns with him.

the problem with GZA is his flow isn’t all that good

Let’s not get too patriotic about the USWNT. They had a 20 year head start on every other country, and they still have trouble winning the whole thing. It’s like when we used to send our college basketball players to all the international tournaments.

The reporter is a dumbass as well. Maria cannot be mentioned on the same tv/radio/internet show as Serena considering she’s lost the last 18 matches to her. The WTA may be in for some headaches once Serena shuts it down. I went to the BNP last year and when Serena wasn’t playing, the stands were bare. I hope not…

Unless Tim Duncan is shooting, all banks shot are unintentional.

He could have saved himself a lot of time several years ago by giving up sports to slang keys and blaming it on his knees.

My nigga! Don’t let that old ass man plantationalize you bruh!

Dumb move on his part. He had such a sweet swing though. Good luck brah.