Plague
Plague
Plague

No

Just got my fastpass for the “chucking kids into the alligator pond” ride.

Exactly what I was afraid of.

My car:

I wish I didn’t remember reading this review

Good to see that Daniel Bryan got a new job

Way over-produced.

What if you’re both?

San Jose.

Funny, I don’t remember growing up in CA that way at all.

As a person who works in the music industry, you are 100% correct.

They don’t exist.

They don’t exist.

Someone should ask how the Cryptkeeper felt about it.

If you don’t want to eat your damn pizza box, I’ll eat your damn pizza box.

If I could bring my dog to my place of work, my job performance would improve massively.

April 25, 2016: I still don’t care

Fashion is a cake.

All the right people do

Trendacosta is just laughing at you right now with this level of trolling.

I’m just going to say all of them will suck.