Uh, Merry Christmas?

I declare myself "not mad".

that is how the internet works

Really? Manson was the best they can do? He's only a decade past sell date and the track is massively inappropriate for the visual content.

Wow. If he's trying to compete with Andy Warhol's Dracula, he still loses- but for the wrong reasons.

Don't step in that! It's our next script!

that looked gritty to you? guess we differ on the idea of corny.

And I didn't think it was possible to out-crap the original. I always admit when I'm wrong.

Miss me yet?

Yeah, they overreached a bit

that sizzle reel looked like everything wrong with the SyFy channel all wrapped in a neat little package.

Yes. It is quite addictive.

I heart puppets

Ladies and gentlemen, that may well be the most ludicrously hyperbolic thing you will ever read.

He's quitting TV after House. I mean, doing the same episode for eight seasons is enough for any actor.

This is the website I use to rediscover things: [www.kindertrauma.com]

Garrison will comment on this as soon as he runs out of tissue paper.

damn. beaten to it

I'll be in my bunk

I'm still trying to figure how it got above ground when fairy tale world is a mile down... Which is a dumb idea unto itself.