Oh, I think the whole "Pete being abandoned" thing was the textbook definition of "bludgeon-y".

It certainly isn't getting the "push" that this wet turd of a show is. Course, the reviewer's style is the reviewers style and they all differ.

Those are delicious.

Way too much internet ink being spent on this heap of cliches and bad acting.

I'm going to go out on a limb and say that the person who made these is a not a well-adjusted individual that functions in society.

Probably because it's effin' terrible. By this point, Argento had lost it.

Rule 34?

Garth is proving to himself why he shouldn't quit his day job.

Oh, Annalee.

Crap. I already ordered it last week. GO BACK IN TIME, CONTEST!

Let it go, man. He's defending Diablo Cody. I used to have the energy to try and fight such insanity such as this, but then I remember you just can't win.

I like the way it looks, but that trailer is lacking in the energy dept.

I'll answer my own question. Campbell was referring to the remake, not 4.

I don't get the Bruce Campbell comment on Evil Dead 4. I mean, he's tweeted it's happening. Unless you mean, IF he's going to be in it...

They didn't. This was originally made for ABC and they didn't pick it up.

When I saw the headline, I said to myself "Since when is the Onion posting articles on IO9?"

I think Basil Rathbone is raising an eyebrow at all of you.

I don't know. I love McGavin and Night Stalker in a way that is not normal, growing up with it and all, but the idea of Depp playing Kolchak makes my pants tight.

Reconstruction? More like destruction.