Did you read your own fucking article you idiot? That wrestler is a female transitioning to male, who wants to wrestle against boys but Texas’ dumb rules won’t let him. It’s an example of why people should compete in the gender they identify as. Jesus you dumb fuck. 

Sir, I will make quick work of you and then impregnate all the fertile women of your household.

He already told you to eat shit, Conant. 

Successfully avoids being mind-controlled by liberal government conspiracy, but all of his teeth fall out simultaneously due to his total avoidance of fluoridated water and toothpaste.

Something related to him “not saying it’s true, but just asking the question.”

Dark Horse Candidate

do you mean “Godspeed You! Walking 6 foot 5 liver”

They gave you plenty of warning that only the strippers are allowed on stage.

I want a supporter who stumps for me the way Sarah Sanders stumps for Trump. Oh, and, give her the inoculation against accusations that she’s not handling issues of race very well. Not the ‘She marched with Doctor King’ one, because I don’t want to have her looking like she’s almost 80, and not the ‘she has a black…

So, a Trump loving guy just happens to kill a mafia crime boss while Trump has allegedly been nefariously involved with the mafia doing shady deals with them for decades all while the Mueller investigation is digging into Trump Organization business dealings.

Another Trump fraudster. Harvard student? No. Fashion model? More like PR placement. Pro skater? Where? Poet? More like bad lyricist - to be charitable. Religious Jew? They really don’t intermarry, so even that doesn’t check out.

So, you’re saying his room was Farmers Only?

“Win” is doing way more work in that sentence than Grape Ape Ben has ever done. He has the same number of Super Bowl TD passes as Antwaan Randle-El. 

Who has opposable thumbs and enjoys milking nipples all day?

52 kids under him? I thought he was a Steeler, not a Cardinal. 

Tucker Carlson’s thoughtful expression always looks like he’s watching two dogs 69ing off in the distance

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I know these types of guys; I’m within 5 years of them age-wise but I’m a woman. They’re very bright within the very narrow confines of their professional education, but outside of that space they have the depth of a puddle and the curiosity of a cabbage. Regardless of however motivated they are to achieve…

2019 sports beef is off to a tremendous start.