See this chart? Are any of these figures 0%?

You use so many “probably”s and “likely”s etc. that it’s completely fucking obvious you’ve done zero research into the issue and don’t know a god damned thing.

I’m with you on everyone shitting on everything and discouraging Democratic enthusiasm. It pisses me off. If the candidate isn’t Literally Bernie Sanders, people will call him a neo-liberal or some shit.

Rumor has it the cheerleaders were also part of a pyramid scheme.

This is always so incredibly helpful and constructive.

You’ll have a very short wait.

I can’t wait for the outpouring of outrage from conservatives who claim to be concerned about federal government overreach and jackbooted federal thugs.

A face designed by god to be put on a urinal cake.

You’re telling me that a guy who threw 4 times as many TDs as interceptions, had a nearly 60% completion rate and averaged nearly 7 yards per carry on an absolute dumpster fire of a team isn’t someone who could start for a team like the Jets (I root for them, if it matters)? Josh McCown played worse by every measure…

“We” didn’t ignore them (if by we you mean the Democratic Party). Clinton had A WHOLE DETAILED $30billion PLAN set up specifically to address the dilemma of coal workers. Instead they voted for a goddamned racist, sexist grifter who promised to shower magical unicorn milk on them and make all their problems disappear…

the delicious irony of this is that the guy’s one real contribution to physics literally hinged on understanding the composition of Earth’s atmosphere (short version: he was one of several people who realized that there was a sodium layer in Earth’s atmosphere, so you could - using a relatively-easy-to-make laser -…

“You can smear me, as the original Jezebel did”

I mean, he looks pretty old but still this seems like a stretch

Oooh that’s some top-of-the-class misdirection in the CO2 Coalition page:

“Demonization?” Persecution complex? A biblical literalist? Quelle surprise...

That’s the fighting spirit! She would have high-fived him if he wasn’t an asshole... I don’t have the patience for your ‘the aggressor was actually the victim’ bullshit.

Remember when someone described Roger Ailes balls as looking like old hamburger meat (During the sexual misconduct allegations)? That’s how I imagine most of these guys to be. Nasty, small-dicked and generally repulsive when their clothes come off as though Hieronymus Bosch was using their nether-regions as…

One really sick part about this whole thing is that this is how A LOT of white people talk when no one else is around. The Trump era has made people think this is OK to not only say while at home, but on national television. People need to be publicly shamed for saying shit like this.

Jeff Sessions said “sanctuary cities put our law enforcement in danger.”

Students are not “customers,” psychopath.