Indeed we do.

Or even folks who aren’t stealing, but punching in the $2/lb regular old plebe grapes when they’re really buying the $5/lb organic local free-range artisanal cage-free, gmo-free, caffeine-free, Matt-Damon-caressed grapes.

See, that baffles me. I’m not a particularly outgoing person, but I would much rather checkout with a human.

Agreed entirely. What happens when most of our jobs CAN reliably be done by computers / machines? Do we just let most of the world die off rather than pay a GMI?

Yeah, in retrospect “idiots” was harsh. I used to cashier at a big box store in high school, so I’m usually pretty quick on those things, but they are not reliable in the slightest.

Yep, they put in 2 express lanes to replace the 8 self-check kiosks, and the lines have been so much shorter the past few weeks. I barely have had to wait every single time.

Oh yeah, these machines were a nightmare like that.

Whereas my closest grocery store in VA just *removed* the self-checkout machines because their shoppers are largely idiots who can’t scan and pay for 3 items without step-by-step assistance.

This is GREAT kinja.

God, Greg Gutfeld is the very definition of conservative welfare. That man couldn’t make a hyena laugh.

Bless your heart, you tried.

Ugh, I can’t wait for this election to be over so that these Stein trolls can crawl back into a boarded up Green Party office and hibernate until 2020.

thanks 4 ur click bruv

wait there are penis-shaped aliens too? this is all way too patriarchal for me to handle

but are there sexualized women in no man’s sky bc that would be a double trigger 4 me

you’ve given us a lot to think about here dan. have you considered writing for a blog?

Could you use simpler words pls? This is a lot to take in and I’m still v offended rn

More like Pat Triggered tbh

This happened.

False, but luckily history will not remember you existed at all.