I pity him about as much as I pity a promising baseball player who shoves his throwing arm into a wood chipper while whistling Dixie. He brought it on himself through an easily avoidable action and deserves none of our sympathy.

Are you under the impression that Kenneth Cole and Ralph Lauren are women?

Oh dammit. Dammit dammit dammit sorry! It’s a growing pet peeve of mine and it just boiled over there. I blame caffeine and hangover in equal parts.

Serious question: how is it click bait? I see that accusation lobbed at a ton of stories that don’t strike me as click baity in the slightest. Did the headline mislead you into clicking? Was the story itself misleading? Did the writer use the story as a jumping off point for some unreasonable tangent? I’m honestly…

Every dollar you have that exchanges hands, save under the table cash payments and IRS-recognized exempt gifts, is taxed on the exchange, aka “taxed again.” How is this ludicrous talking point still treading water?

Absolutely perfect.

He’s a truther, a conspiracy theorist, and utterly incapable of letting an argument finish when he’s on the losing end.

Matt Schaub

Oh god that’s right! If I remember correctly, he wasn’t all that bad in it.

Well, important info related to made-for-TV-movies from the mid-90s, at least. I’m afraid my paradigm is laser-focused.

They did! It was Jack Lemmon and Ossie Davis (with a bunch of other old-timers like Edward James Olmos and George C Scott). I actually really enjoyed the remake. Pretty hard to find now, though.

My top artist for the year was Strangejuice. Strangejuice is objectively bad music that I cannot stop listening to.

Appreciate y’all putting this on deals.kinja rather than Kotaku proper... some of us have site-blockers at the office, and gaming sites are a no go!

Appreciate y’all putting this on deals.kinja rather than Kotaku proper... some of us have site-blockers at the…

By the end of the election cycle, we’ll have enough for a 128 entry bracket.* I think we’ve finally found something to tide ourselves over during the cold winter months.

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“Nah, you’re good.” - Chuck C Johnson

I feel like people glossed over how incredible this comment was.

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Unrelated: Local authorities were baffled today by a body they found dumped in the river with a tennis ball shoved down his fucking throat.

Kid, I dealt with similar shit in high school. Skipping the “optional” prayer almost got me my ass kicked by my teammates on more than one occasion. Obviously the school saw something similar here. Face it, you’re a bust as a prayer apologist.